A mother comes home from work to find that her
kids are hiding behind the couch. She asks what’s wrong,
and the kids reply that aunt Sally was in the house naked.
So she goes to her bedroom to investigate, and she
finds her husband lying on the bed naked and sweaty.
She asks, “What’s going on?” He replies,
“I’m having a heart attack.” She says “I’m going to call 911,
while I’m really looking for my sister.” She discovers
the aunt in the bathroom closet in the nude,
and gives her a slap, “How dare you! My husband is
having a heart attack and you’re running around scaring the kids!”
