Steve and his buddies were hanging out and planning an
upcoming fishing trip.
Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he
couldn’t go this time because his wife wouldn’t let him.
After a lot of teasing and name calling,
Steve headed home frustrated.
The following week when Steve’s buddies arrived
at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Steve.
He was already sitting at the campground with
a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand,
and a camp fire glowing.
“How did you talk your missus into letting you go Steve?”
“I didn’t have to,” Steve replied.
“Yesterday, when I left work, I went home and slumped
down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because
I couldn’t go fishing. Then the ol’ lady Snuck up behind
me and covered my eyes and said, ‘Surprise’. When I peeled
her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful
see through negligee and she said, ‘Carry me into
the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do
whatever you want,’ So, Here I am!”
