Now I need to relax

Ok, So superman was flying around on day after

he had saved the world.


“Man that was hard work, Now I need to

relax and fck a btch.”


And so he went to the batcave.


He walked over to batman and asked, “You know any

hoes that just want to have sx?” Batman looked

and replied, “Well I heard superwomen wants to have sx.”


Superman looked at him and shook his head,”Well

superwomen wants to have sx with EVERYONE.”

So intern he goes to robin, “Look robin I know your

gay and all but do you know any hoes that want to fck.”


Robin replies, “Well I heard superwomens pretty good.”


Superman looks and says,”Well EVERYONE hears

superwomen is good.”


Pissed superman flies off.


While hes flying he passes over a field.


He looks down and sees superwomen completly

naked with her legs spread.


Superman thinks to himself, “I can get in and out in

faster than a speeding bullet.”


So he flies down gets in and gets out faster than a bullet.


Back in the field superwomen looks around and

says, “What the f*ck was that?”


and invisible man says, “I don’t know but my ass hurts.”