A man is about to walk into a bar known for having lots
of beautiful women, when a bouncer stops him at the door.
The bouncer says, “We have a dress policy where ties are mandatory
for men, and you are just wearing a shirt that’s open at the
collar. So sorry, I can’t let you in.”
So the man returns to his vehicle, to see if he has a tie
anywhere. Sadly, he doesn’t, but while looking, he notices a
set of jumper cables in the back of his car. He’s desperate
to get into the bar, so he fashions the jumper cables into
a rough tie knot around his neck, with the ends dangling free.
When he goes back to the bar, the bouncer looks him
over carefully, and then then nods. “Okay, I guess you
can come in now,” he says. “Just don’t start anything.”
