A guy is walking along the shoreline at the beach
wearing just a pair of cutoff jeans. Sure enough,
he kicks up a bottle, pulls the cork, and out comes
the Genie to give him one wish. He pulls out a map
of the Middle East, and asks the Genie if he can bring
Peace to this part of the World. The Genie pales, and
says, “Master, these people have been at war since
time began. It is their nature, woven into the very fabric
of their lives. What you ask is totally impossible. It is probably
the only wish I cannot grant you. Ask for anything else and
I will make it happen.” “Okay”, the guy says. “Tomorrow morning
have my wife awaken me, with the best blowjob I’ve ever had,
on her own, without my begging and pleading – just because
she likes it, because she wants to, and because it turns her
on.” The Genie shakes his head and says,
“Let me see that map again!
