Man comes home to find his 17 yr old daughter with a
dldo up her. “What are you doing,” he shouts.
“Well you won’t let me have a boyfriend so this is my substitute,”
she explains. The next night the daughter comes home
to find her dad with a dldo up his arse
drinking a can of beer, “What are you doing,”
she shouts.
He replays, “Having a beer with your boyfriend.”
