A man is about to be wed in the next day and is bicycling.
He slips and his junk is mangled…utterly mangled…by
the bicycle fall. He goes to the doctor and says
“Am I going to be alright to consummate the
wedding tomorrow night?”
The doctor shakes his head sadly and says
“the only way we can fix this is with a splint”
So the wedding goes on as planned and when
the new groom and wife are together alone, she
slowly strips off her top saying “See these shoulders?
Never been touched by a man…See these breasts?
Never touched by a man. See -” the groom cuts her
off and pulls down his pants to reveal the splint and
responds with “See this cock? It’s so new
it’s still in the freaking box!”
