A cook gets married and the bride is a virgin.
On the wedding night, she cowers under the bed
sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in bed
and tries to gently reassure her.
“Darling,” he says, “I know this is your first
time and you are very frightened but I promise you,
I’ll give you anyting you want, I’ll do anyting
you want. What you want?”
“I would like number 69,” she replies shyly.
He says, “You want beef with broccolli?”
