“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried
to change me. She got me to stop drinking,
smoking and running around until all hours of
the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the
fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even
how to invest in the stock market,” said the man.
“Sounds like you may be bitter because she
changed you so drastically,” remarked his friend.
“I’m not bitter. Now that I’m so improved,
she just isn’t good enough for me.”
