The young bride approached her awaiting husband
on their wedding night and demanded $20 for their
first love-making encounter.
In his highly aroused state, he readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love
for the next 30 years, him thinking it was a cute way
for her to buy new clothes, etc.
Arriving home around noon one day, she found
her husband in a very drunken state.
Over the next few minutes she heard of
the ravages of financial ruin caused by corporate
down sizing and it’s effects on a 50 year old executive.
Calmly, she handed him a bank book showing
deposits and interest for 12 years totaling nearly $1 million dollars.
Pointing across the parking lot she gestured
toward the local bank while handing him stock
certificates worth nearly $2 million dollars and
informing him that he was the largest stockholder in the bank.
She told him that for 30 years she had charged
him each time they had s**, and this was the
result of her investments.
By now he was distraught and beating his
head against the side of the car.
She asked him why the disappointment at such
good news and he replied, “If I had known what
you were doing, I would have given you all of my business!”
