President Trump is sleeping one night when the ghost
of George Washington appears at the foot of his bed.
Trump asks him, ‘Georgie, my boy, how can I be
a better president?’ George says, ‘First, never tell
a lie.’ Trump doesn’t like this answer and yells for
security. George disappears and Trump goes back
to sleep. He is woken up a short time later by the ghost
of Franklin Roosevelt sitting at the foot of his bed.
“Frankie, my boy, what can I do to be a better president?’
FDR thinks a moment and says, ‘You have to put the
people first.’ Once again Trump doesn’t like this
answer, yells for security, and FDR disappears.
Trump is once again awakened by the ghost of Abraham
Lincoln at the foot of his bed. “Abe, my boy, how
can I be a better president?’ Abe thinks for a moment
and responds, ‘Go to the theater more.
