The fire department gets a call about smoke
coming from a barn. They break down the barn
door, and find a young couple with a sleepy-looking
Shetland pony. With one hand, the woman is
holding a huge bong and blowing marijuana
smoke in the pony’s face. With her other hand,
she is vigorously stroking the pony’s manhood.
“What in the hell are you doing?” The Fire Chief yells.
The woman gasps and says, “Oh! I can explain…
It’s my boyfriend’s birthday, so I asked if he wanted
to do anything special in bed. He said he
wanted to try anal. I said I don’t do that, I’m a
classy gal. And he said, you think you’re
too good for anal? Why don’t you get off your high horse?”
