The man had a romantic evening

A man was having an affair with a married woman.


The man had a romantic evening at her place

and were about to have s**. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.


The woman tells the man “My husband is here.

Collect your clothes and get out from the window.”


The man did not have time to get dressed and

he is naked outside on the road and there is a light drizzle of rain.


At the meantime, there is a marathon going and

it passes by the man. The man also starts running with those guys.


A runner beside him asks “Do you always run naked?”


Man replies “Yeah. I feel comfortable this way.”


Runner “Do you always wear a condom?”


Man “No. Only when its raining.”