There’s a store somewhere in a small town that
advertises selling ready-to-go husbands for women
who wish to settle down. One day a woman walks
in looking for a husband.
As she walks in, she sees a sign that says
“Welcome to Husbands ‘R Us! This store has 6
floors. On each floor you will find a different
selection of husbands-to-go. There are only two
rules: you cannot go back to previous levels,
and once you leave the store you can never come back.”
The woman understands these rules and
moves on to the first level. The first level offers
husbands who are handsome-looking. The woman
looks through and likes what she sees, but she
figures looks aren’t everything. She moves on to the second floor.
The second floor offers husbands who are
handsome-looking and romantic. She enjoys some
of the conversations she has with some of them,
making her dream awake, but she figures romantic
conversations can’t be the whole substance of
a marriage. She moves on to the third floor.
The third floor offers husbands who are handsome-looking,
romantic, and make over 6 figures. She revels at the life
of luxury some of them could lead with her, but
she figures money is not what will bring her happiness.
She moves on to the fourth floor.
The fourth floor offers husbands who are
handsome-looking, romantic, make over 6 figures,
and do household chores like looking and clearning.
She admires some of the standards some of the
husbands have, but she figures there’s still something
missing. She moves on to the fifth floor.
The fifth floor offers the whole package:
husbands who are handsome, romantic,
rich, who cook and clean AND who are absolute
beasts in the sack. The woman nearly salivates at
the prospect of life with such a man. She wonders
how it could get even better, even more perfect.
She moves on to the sixth and final floor.
The sixth floor is empty except for a big sign
that reads: “Welcome to the sixth floor. You will
find nothing here. This store is proof that women
could never be satisfied, even when perfection
lies under their nose. You may now leave forever”.
Defeated, the woman leaves, never to come
back, reminescing about what life could’ve been
with any of the husbands in that store,
even the 1st level ones……..
Accros the street from that store is a store that
advertises ready-to-go wives for men who wish to settle down.
The first level offers wives who are good in bed.
The second level offers wives who are good
in bed and do household chores.
Levels 3 through 6 have never been visited…
