Recently a “Husband Super Store” opened
where women could go to choose a husband
from many men.
It was laid out over five floors, with the men
increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.
The only rule was, once you opened the door
to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that
floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn’t go
back down except to leave the place, never to return.>
A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping
center to find some husbands…
First floor
The door had a sign saying, “These men have jobs
and love kids.”
The women read the sign and said, “Well, that’s better
than not having a job or not loving kids,
but I wonder what’s further up?”
So up they went.
Second floor
The sign read, “These men have high paying jobs,
love kids, and are extremely good looking.”
“Hmmm,” said the ladies, “But I wonder what’s further up?”
Third floor
This sign read, “These men have high paying jobs,
are extremely good looking, love kids and
help with the housework.”
“Wow,” said the women, “Very tempting.”
But there was another floor so further up they went.
Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying “These men have
high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,
help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.”
“Oh, mercy me,” they cried, “Just think what must
be awaiting us further on!”
So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor
The sign on that door said,
“This floor is empty
and exists only to prove that women are
fucking impossible to please.
