So a village boy and a modern girl fall in love
and want to try 69
The boy doesn’t know about 69 so the girl takes the lead.
He lies down on the floor and she squats down over
his face to assume the position and farts out
uncontrollably directly in his face. Embarrassed
she stands up and apologises.
She squats down for another go but farts again,
this time even louder then before. She gets
up and apologises again.
Before she can have a third go, her boyfriend,
red with anger, gets up hurriedly, and runs out saying “
if you think I’m gonna lie there and be farted 67
more times in my face, you are mad’.
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Edit 2: The real jokes are in the comment section!!
