Four men are in the hospital waiting room because
their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up
to the first guy and says, “Congratulations!
You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations!
You’re the father of triplets!”
“That’s weird,” answers the second man.
“I work for the 3M company!”
A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations!
You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for
the Four Seasons hotel!”
The last man is groaning and banging his head
against the wall. “What’s wrong?”, the others ask.
“I work for 7 Up!”
