King Solomon was extremely possessive of his wife.
So, once before going out of his country on a war,
he gave his wife a chastity belt (a belt with metal
teeth in front of the vagna) to secure his beautiful
wife from his lusty courtiers. Upon his return from
the war, he called his courtiers and made them strip.
All of them had their penses cut off, except one, Arno.
So the emperor declared Arno as a model of virtue
and asked him what would he like as a reward… but Arno couldn’t speak!?
