A man is sitting in his doctors office waiting for his test results:
Doc: Well, Jim. I’m sorry but your tests say that you have
a rare disease and
it’s 100% fatal.
Jim: Isn’t there ANYTHING we can do to stop it?
Doc: Uh, there is this spa down the road that has these
special medicinal mud baths.
You can try that.
Jim: Will it cure me or at least give
me more time??
Doc: No, but it WILL get you used to
being covered in dirt…
