A Chinese saw Steven Spielberg in hotel Ambassador, as he was a fan
of Steven, he asked for his autograph. Instead, Steven gave a slap and
said, “you bombed our Pearl Harbor.”
Heart broken, the Chinese said, “it was the Japanese, not us.”
Steven said, “Japanese, Chinese, Bhutanese, your all the same.”
Angry, the Chinese slapped Steven and said, “You sank the Titanic, my
fore fathers were in the ship.”
Surprised, Steven replied, “It was not me, it was the iceberg.” The
Chinese said, “Iceberg, Spielberg, Jarlsberg,
your all the same.”