Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a...
Funny Jokes
Three women were sitting in a bar
Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The burnette says, “I know what I’m going to have.”...
A French a Brit and an American
A French a Brit and an American are on an expedition in the Amazon They are captured by a tribe of natives. The chief says to...
Two engineers were standing
Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. “We’re supposed...
A man spends his first night in prison
A man spends his first night in prison… Right after lights out, he is surprised to hear someone yell “42!”, after which the entire cell block...
A man boards a bus to his surprise
A man boards a bus to his surprise it is full of users. He finds an empty space and settles in. He quickly finds out a...
The classic Halloween monsters
To celebrate Halloween, the classic Halloween monsters decided to throw a party. At full swing, some of the monsters decided to have a drink and sit...
A husband got called into a hospital
A husband got called into a hospital. His wife’s just had a really bad car accident… He’s pacing nervously in waiting hall expecting the doctor to...
There were three brothers
There were three brothers, Foot, Footfoot and Footfootfoot. They were living their lives for years but someday Foot became gravely ill and died.After 1 month of...
A man is sitting in his doctors office
A man is sitting in his doctors office waiting for his test results: Doc: Well, Jim. I’m sorry but your tests say that you have a...