Funny Jokes

A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on a donkey. He is not hungry or thirsty, because he has a bottomless bowl of fruit. He...

A man had a party where all the rich people attend. And the he had a pool with alligators. So he announced that anyone who will...

A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the people mentioned in the will: ‘ To you, my loving wife Rose, who...

DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher.. He tells the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for ill*gally...

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed...

A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Generally,...

An ugly bloke walks into a pub with a huge grin on his face. ‘What are you so happy about ?’ asks the landlord. ‘Well, I...

A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because...

At big event this guy is carrying two plates of food from the buffet- one for his girl-friend and one for himself. As they enter the...

One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word “beautiful” in the same...