A man and his wife arrive from trip
A man and his wife arrive from a business trip and go to his favorite steakhouse unaware of the mad cow outbreak in his town. The...
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She met Adam for the first time
Heaven was getting a bit crowded, so Peter began giving quizzes to see who should get in. A man ascended to heaven, and came to the...
My wife awaken me
A guy is walking along the shoreline at the beach wearing just a pair of cutoff jeans. Sure enough, he kicks up a bottle, pulls the...
Four Catholic ladies
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls...
Doctor was having an affair with his nurse
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the...
His dad looking at porn
One day Little Timmy caught his mom and dad having s**. Little Timmy asks his dad “Can I join you?” His dad asks “Can your dick...
A man is staying at an old fashioned pub – Funny Jokes
A man is staying at an old fashioned pub/inn Downstairs in the tavern he is drinking before retiring to his room. The innkeep approaches him and...
A man and a woman were on a nude beach
A man and a woman were on a nude beach when a wasp flew into the woman’s vagina. In a rush the guy pulled on his...
A guy is late to meet with his friends
A guy is late to meet with his friends at the local bar the friends obviously ask why he is late and he responds: “Wow, you...
A woman awakes during the night
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look...