Funny Jokes

A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn’t find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles...

A lawyer bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing...

Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and eager, golfs all day long, sometimes 36 holes. Well, one Saturday morning...

A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The...

This fellow is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard. He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about...

During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. I described a typical day: “Yesterday afternoon, I took a five-hour walk about...

A blonde decides she wants to go ice fishing. So she goes to the library and reads and researches ice fishing. Then she goes to the...

Three old mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then, an old grandpa walked by, and one of the old grandmas...

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink,...

Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them. “I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and...