Husband had to interrupt their vacation
To go to the dentist, a woman and her husband had to interrupt their vacation. “I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want Novacaine because...
Funny Jokes
While traveling on a train
While traveling on a train, three men and a young lady get conversing, and the chat soon takes a sensual turn. “On the off chance that...
The children were lined up in the cafeteria
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.At the head of the table was a large pile of apples....
The housewife answered a knock on the door
The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. “Excuse me for disturbing you, ma’am,” he said politely,...
Three men died on Christmas Eve
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. “In honor of this holy season” Saint Peter said, “You...
Little Johnny and his two friends
Little Johnny and his two friends are sitting on the front porch one day. The first one says, “My Daddy is so cool he can eat...
A skunk family had two little skunks
A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours...
A husband and wife were sitting on a sofa
A husband and wife were sitting on a sofa. They two were very upset with each other. Wife said, “I want a divorce”! Husband replied, “But...
A skunk family had two little skunks
A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours...
A hyena was talking to a monkey
In the jungle a hyena was talking to a monkey. He said to the monkey “You see that big clump of trees over there?” The monkey...