Funny Jokes

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, in the upstairs...

The 2 husbands are chatting about what they’ve been up to recently. “We went to the most fantastic restaurant the other night” says the first. “Which...

An elderly couple was having dinner at another couple’s house. After their meal, the wives went into the kitchen. The two elderly gents were talking, and...

There was a man that worked in a shop but only knew three sentences. The first one was only $2.50 the second one was maybe yes...

An Indian man moves to America and doesn’t know a word of English so he brings he’s notepad. He was sitting in a park and some...

A Chinese saw Steven Spielberg in hotel Ambassador, as he was a fan of Steven, he asked for his autograph. Instead, Steven gave a slap and...

Two adventurers John and Jack were hunting for gold in the desert. After roaming all day long under the hot sun, they set up their tent...

Once a blonde wanted to go to her boyfriend’s home. Her mom advised her: “My sweet whenever your boy friend wanted to touch your pants tell...

A man is walking through the wood and he meets a really ugly, big and a fat frog. The frog says: “Hello, prince if you kiss...