Funny Jokes

A child psychologist had twin boys—one was an optimist; the other, a pessimist. Just to see what would happen, on Christmas Day he loaded the pessimist’s...

A Woman Shoots Her Husband For Stepping On The Clean Floor… A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station. “I have an...

A man is madly in love with a princess and wants to propose, but an evil witch has cast a spell on him, and now he...

There was this little boy who had no name. One day he went outside and heard someone say Jonny. He then tells his mother his first...

Little Johnnys neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny’s family was...

Little Johnny and a little girl are playing. Little Johnny pulls down his shorts and says, “I have one of these and you don’t.” The little...

Little Johnny was starting his first day at a new school and his father called the teacher to tell her that little Johnny was a big...

Little Johnny was in church with his mom for Sunday Mass when he suddenly felt nauseous. “Mom, I think I’m going to throw up!” She told...

A man was called in for an audit by Revenue Canada.He asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.“ Wear your worst clothing and an...

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg,...