An ugly bloke walks into a pub with a huge grin on his face.
“What are you so happy about ?” asks the landlord.
“Well, I live by the railway and on my way home
last night I noticed a woman tied to the tracks.
I cut her free and we shagged all night !”
“Did you get a blow job ?” asks the landlord.
“No …” he says, “I never found the head.”
