Funny Jokes

During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. “You simpleton!”...

There are wife and husband. He is a fisherman and goes out very early in the morning. One night he goes out at two and it’s raining...

A man commits a crime and has to stay in prison for five years. Without having too many illusions, the man recommends to his wife: “Dear,...

Two blondes rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they caught 30 fish. One blonde said to her friend, “Mark this...

So he does this for her Birthday, much to her dismay Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for...

Two Travellers, walking in the noonday sun, sought the shade of a wide spreading tree to rest. As they lay looking up among the pleasant leaves,...

A well-respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone...

A funeral service was being held for a young woman who had just passed away. As the pallbearers carried the casket out, they accidentally bumped into...

A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn’t find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles...

A lawyer bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing...