Daily Jokes

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink...

A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good about the results. On her way home she...

A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased’s wife...

A man and his wife are grocery shopping. The man sees a case of beer on one of the shelves and puts it in the cart....

A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband...

Two women were sitting in the doctor’s waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders. “I want a baby more than anything in the world,” said...

A blonde was sitting in the window seat on a plane when a young business executive sat down in the aisle seat beside the beautiful young...

An overweight business associate of mine decided it was time to shed some excess pounds. He took his new diet seriously, even changing his driving route...

A guy sees a sign in front of a house “Talking Dog for Sale”. He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is...

Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at...