A blonde girl was going on her first date
A blonde girl was going on her first date and her grandmother gave her some advice: “The boy may try to kiss you -it will feel...
Daily Jokes
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her...
A Blind man with a dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on the man’s trouser leg. The man...
The phone rings and the lady
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, ‘Hello.’ ‘Mrs. Sanders, please.’ ‘Speaking.’ ‘Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When...
A woman goes to prison to visit her husband
A woman goes to prison to visit her husband who has just been sentenced to 40 years in jail. As soon as she enters the visiting...
A man was sick and tired of going to work
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through...
An Italian woman was leaving a convenience
An Italian woman was leaving a convenience store with her espresso when she noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery: A black...
When Mary was pregnant
When Mary was pregnant, her five year old, Billy, was utterly amazed and a little bit disbelieving that his sister was growing in his mom’s tummy....
A mother and baby camel are talking
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, “Mom why have I got these huge three-toed feet?” The mother replies,“Well...