A little boy enters a barber shop
A little boy enters a barbershop and the barber whispers something to his customer; “This is the stupidest child in the world. Watch while I prove it...
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A child came down crying
One night, a little boy came down the stairs crying. “What happen?” her mother asked. “Do people really come from dust, as they said in church?” sob. “They...
A boy on his first day of work
A boy on his first day of work in a drugstore receives advice from a veteran colleague… – Look kid, if you want to succeed you...
It was once that Pepito was in class
It was once that Pepito was in class and his teacher told him I want them to bring a little bottle of pee tomorrow. They all...
A wife found her husband standing
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she...
An old lady went to a bank intending to withdraw money
An old lady went to a bank intending to withdraw money… The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would...
I Want My Husband in a Blue Suit
A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased’s wife...
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function...
A Very Smart Blonde
A smart blonde (no, that’s not the joke) goes into a bank in New York and asks if she can take out a loan of $1000....
A blonde was recently fired from her cashier job
A blonde was recently fired from her cashier job, because she kept stealing money from the register. She went looking for work the next day. A...