A blonde was standing in front of a vending machine
A blonde was standing in front of a vending machine. She put in a dollar, pushed a button and a coke came out. She put in...
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I was invited out for a night with the girls
The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I told Jerry that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’ Well,...
On their first date
On their first date, a man asked his companion if she’d like a drink with dinner. “Oh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?”...
A father told his 3 sons when he sent them to university
A father told his 3 sons when he sent them to university: “I feel it’s my duty to provide you with the best possible education, and...
A blonde was down on her luck
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. So she went...
An old friend came to visit from another nation
The king of a small African nation had an elegant golden throne in his large grass hut When an old friend came to visit from another...
A Sunday School teacher was struggling
A Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet. She had been told the combination, but couldn’t quite remember. Finally,...
A blonde walks into the police department
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions… Officer: What’s 2+2?Blonde: Ummmmm… 4! Officer:...
Three buddies die in a car crash
Three buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, “When you’re in your casket and friends and...
Do you have any cockroaches
Customer: “Do you have any cockroaches?” Clerk: “Yes we sell them to the fishermen.” Customer: ” I would like 20,000 of them.” Clerk: “What would you...