Funny Jokes

Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and eager, golfs all day long, sometimes 36 holes. Well, one Saturday morning...

A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The...

This fellow is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard. He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about...

During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. I described a typical day: “Yesterday afternoon, I took a five-hour walk about...

A blonde decides she wants to go ice fishing. So she goes to the library and reads and researches ice fishing. Then she goes to the...

Three old mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then, an old grandpa walked by, and one of the old grandmas...

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink,...

Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them. “I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and...

To go to the dentist, a woman and her husband had to interrupt their vacation. “I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want Novacaine because...

While traveling on a train, three men and a young lady get conversing, and the chat soon takes a sensual turn. “On the off chance that...