There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always
insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was
ridiculous. She figured she would break him
out of this crazy habit. So one night, while
they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down. and saw her husband was
holding a battery-operated leisure device …
a dildo! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic. “You impotent
bastard,” She screamed at him, “How could you
be lying to me all of these years?
You better explain yourself!”
The husband looks her straight in the eyes
and says calmly: “I’ll explain the toy … you explain the kids.”
