A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a
blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.She took the box and promised to put
it in the crew’s refrigerator.He advised her that he was holding her personally
responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was
a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw
out.Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire
cabin, “Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your
hand.”
Not one hand went up so she took them home and ate them.
