A beggar enters a bar, goes to one of the tables, and asks the man sitting there:
“Could you buy me some coffee?”
The man responds:
“Do not you prefer a beer?”
“No sir. I do not drink.”
“Do you want a cigarette after breakfast, then?”
“No sir. I do not smoke.”
“I’m doing the lottery here. Give me a hunch.”
“I’m sorry, sir. I do not gamble.”
“Listen here, pal. Do you fancy a private party with some fine girls?”
“Sir, I am married. I do not cheat on my wife, I am faithful to her.”
Having said this, the man got up and went home carrying the beggar along. When he
got home, he asked his wife to make some coffee. The woman, then, intrigued, asked her husband:
“What is the matter with you to bring this dirty, ragged begger home?”
“I’ve brought him for you to see how a man who does not drink, does not smoke,
does not gamble, and does score with other women once in a while ends his life.”
