A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: “What do you want to be when you
grow up?”
Little Johnny says: “I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the
most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari worth over a
million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel
throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen
door in a hurricane.”
The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from
little Johnny, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue
with the lesson. “And how about you, Sarah?”
“I wanna be Johnny’s Sugar Baby.”
