A beautiful woman at another table

I was sitting on my own in a restaurant when

I saw a beautiful woman at another table.

I sent her a bottle of most expensive wine on the menu


She sends me a note, “I will not touch

a drop of this wine unless you can assure me

that you have seven inches in your pants.”

So i wrote back,” Return me the wine;

As gorgeous as you are, I’m not cutting off three inches for anyone.”