A Chinese man came home after a late night of drinking, and crawls in bed next to his sleeping wife.
After lying awake for a few minutes, he wakes up his wife and says “
Hey honey, wanna do a
“Well, you’ve got a lot of nerve !.
First you come home late, you’re drunk,
and now you expect me to go to the kitchin and fix you Mongolian beef with snow-peas !”
