A couple have not been getting along

A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,

“I’ll buy my wife a cemetery plot for

her birthday.”


Well, you can imagine her disappointment.


The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doesn’t get her

.
She says, “Why didn’t you get me a birthday present!?”


He replies, “You didn’t use what I got you last year!”