A French a Brit and an American are on an expedition in the Amazon
They are captured by a tribe of natives. The chief says to them, “you must die for
intruding our land. But it is our custom to allow you to choose your own death.”
After some time, the Frenchman says, “my great grandfather died by sword while
fighting for France, I shall do the same to honor him.”
He takes a sword and impales himself. The natives take him away, skin him, and turn
him into a canoe.
The Brit says, “my father gave me his pistol on his deathbed. I shall shoot myself in
honor of him.”
The Brit takes the gun and shoots himself. The natives take him away, skin him, and
turn him into a canoe.
Awhile later, the American asks for a fork. Confused they give him a fork and he starts
stabbing himself all over.
The natives scream out, “what are you doing?!”
The American replies,
“You’re not turning me into a canoe!”
thanks for the awards! I think they are my first ones!
I first heard this joke from an older gentleman who wouldn’t have used “foul
language”, so thanks for all the alternative punchlines. They are hilarious.
