A guy is late to meet with his friends at the local bar
the friends obviously ask why he is late and he responds:
“Wow, you won’t believe what just happened.
So I take the usual route via the rail tracks and
suddenly I see a young, naked woman tied up next to the tracks.”
The friends are curious and ask: “Well, what happened next?”
The guy says: “Of course I untied her and we had s**
because I freed her.”
The friends are cheering and one friend asks:
“Soo… did you get any head?”
The guy says: “No, I couldn’t find it…”
