A guy was meeting a friend in a bar, and as he walked in he noticed two pretty girls
looking at him.
He heard one girl say to the other, “Nine.”
Feeling pleased with himself, he swaggered over to his
buddy at the bar and told him that the girl in the corner
had just rated him a nine out of ten.
“Sorry to spoil your evening,” said his friend, “but
when I walked in they were
speaking German”