A husband and wife are moving out of their house
and are starting to box everything up. The husband finds
a box under the bed, pulls it out, and looks inside, where he
finds two eggs and about $8,000. He approaches the wife
and asks, “What are the eggs for?” She replies, “Every time
I cheat on you, I put an egg in the box.” He says, “That’s alright,
you’ve only cheated on me twice. What’s the money for?”
The wife replies, “Every time I get a dozen, I sell them!”
