A husband exclaims to his wife

A husband exclaims to his wife one day, “Your butt is

getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!”

Later that night in bed, the husband makes some

advances towards his wife who completely brushes

him off. “What’s wrong?” he asks. She answers,

“Do you really think I’m going to fire up this

big-ass grill for one little weenie?”