A husband suspected his wife was cheating on him.
He explained his situation to a pet shop owner who replied,
“I have a parrot that will let you know daily what goes
on in your house. The bird has no legs,
so he holds onto his perch with his penis.” Reluctantly,
the husband brought the bird home. At the end of
the first day, the man asked the bird, “Did anything
happen today?” The parrot said, “Yes, the milk man came over.”
The man asked, “What did he do with my wife?”
The bird said, “I don’t know; I got hard and fell.”
