A man and a woman were on a nude beach

A man and a woman were on a nude beach when

a wasp flew into the woman’s vagina.


In a rush the guy pulled on his shorts, wrapped a

towel around the woman, and ran to the hospital.


When they got there the doctor said, “The only

way I can think to get the wasp out is to slather some

honey on my penis and lure it out.”


The doctor then offered his services for a mere $50.


After a long pause, the couple agreed.


The doctor happily slathered on some honey and went in.


After a couple of thrusts the husband said, “Hey,

what the hell is going on?”


The doctor says, “Change of plans I’m

going to drown the bastard.”