A man and his wife arrive from trip

A man and his wife arrive from a business trip and

go to his favorite steakhouse unaware of the mad

cow outbreak in his town.


The waiter sits them and says, “Our

special today is duck or shrimp.”


The man replies, “I want a T-bone steak medium-well.”


The waiter, a bit miffed continues, “What about the mad cow?”


The man looks at the waiter and says, “She can order for herself.”