One day a man and woman were in their bedroom making love.
All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom
window. As the lady parted her legs, the bee entered
her vagina. The woman started screaming, “Oh my god,
help me, there’s a bee in my vagina!” The husband
immediately took her to the local doctor and
explained the situation. The doctor thought for
a moment and said “Hmm, tricky situation.
But I have a solution to the problem if young
sir would permit.” The husband being very concerned agreed
that the doctor could use whatever method to get the
bee out of his wife’s vagina. The doctor said “Okay,
what I’m going to do is rub some honey over the tip
of my penis and insert it into your wife’s vagina.
When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of
my penis, I shall withdraw it and the bee should
hopefully follow my penis out of your wife’s vagina.
The husband nodded and gave his approval.
The lady said, “Yes, whatever, just get on with it.”
So the doctor, after covering the tip
of his penis with honey, entered the woman.
After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said,
“I don’t think the bee has noticed the honey yet.
Perhaps I should try further.” The lady began to
quiver with excitement, moaning aloud. The doctor,
concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying
himself. The husband became very annoyed and
shouted, “Now wait a minute! What the hell do
you think you’re doing?” The doctor, still
concentrating, replied, “Change of plan.
I’m gonna drown the bastard!”
